Tag Archives: EveryDay May

Bananagrams (aka #everydaymay Day 7)

Posted on May 8, 2012 by

Life is a lot like Bananagrams. I’ve only recently discovered Bananagrams. No, we’re not to the metaphor yet – I’m giving you some background first. I don’t like bananas. I don’t like the way they taste, I don’t like the … Continue reading →

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Why Brian Is Better Than I Am At Everyday May (aka #everydaymay Day 6)

Posted on May 7, 2012 by

This is how clever I am. I determined to write yesterday’s post about how Brian is a better Every Day May blogger than I am. I was going to make serious and thought out points about substance and weight, and … Continue reading →

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The Grand Event (aka #everydaymay Day 5)

Posted on May 6, 2012 by

I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote this in one go before falling immediately back to sleep, maybe two weeks ago. I didn’t even remember doing it until I re-read it almost a week later, and … Continue reading →

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My Current Train of Thought, or The Worst Blog Post You’ll Ever Read (aka #everydaymay Day 4)

Posted on May 5, 2012 by

There is a pile of laundry on my bed. I must fold it. I am sick. Did I take my medicine? I forgot, I need to take my medicine. Being sick sucks. Stupid sickness. Sickness, I hate you. Where is … Continue reading →

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Something & Nothing (aka #everydaymay Day 3)

Posted on May 3, 2012 by

A long, long while ago, I posted a work-in-progress poem here, that was geared toward this idea of a wife named Nothing  who effectively “killed” her marriage, and it was all maudlin, blah blah blah. Point is, I ended up … Continue reading →

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The Poet People Have Nightmares Too (aka #everydaymay Day 2)

Posted on May 2, 2012 by

Brian requested some vamp and zombie themed Poet People poems. Ask and you shall receive. — The Poet Woman Buries Her Sorrows A liquor bottle tossed aside A shovel pressed into the ground I’ve made a deal I’ll sink six … Continue reading →

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More On The Poet People (aka #everydaymay Day 1)

Posted on May 2, 2012 by

A while back, I posted a series of short poems under the banner “I Can Poem.” Part of that post contained a small collection of poems centered around Poet People – specifically, a pair of Poet Lovers. There were a … Continue reading →

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“Better you than whiskey…” (aka EveryDay May: day 31)

Posted on June 1, 2011 by

I’m going to share a little bit of my musical with you guys. Thus far, I’ve been pretty careful about what I say (or rather, do not say) about my show. I haven’t posted many, if any, lyrics, and haven’t … Continue reading →

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The Hot Air Balloon Story (aka EveryDay May: day 30)

Posted on May 31, 2011 by

Man, barbeque sauce is disgusting. Here are all the reasons why. Actually, I don’t have the desire or creative patience right now to devote a solid post to why I dislike BBQ sauce – I just wanted to freak Brian … Continue reading →

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You Know What Sucks? (aka EveryDay May: day 29)

Posted on May 30, 2011 by

Country music. Dieting. Missing dinner. Barbeque sauce. Tomatoe sauce. All sauce. Allergic reactions. Insomnia. Lies. Acne. Skunks. Flying. Drool. The letter Q. Q-tips that get stuck together. Third dates. Malaria. AIDS. Sickness. Famine. War. Ignorance. Arrogance. Bad English. Purposeful stupidity. … Continue reading →

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