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The Best Batman

Ok, let’s be real, here. If you’re a Superman lover, we just can’t be friends. In fact, in order to have a sincere, lasting relationship of any kind with me, I’m pretty positive that you need to be wholeheartedly devoted … Continue reading

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Why Zombies Are Good…or rather, Why We Like Movies About Them

This is a zombie’s world. We just live in it. How Modern Life Is Like a Zombie Onslaught – NYTimes.com. Excellent article that rings incredibly true. Also, given the choice between battling zombies or clowns, I would definitely take zombies. … Continue reading

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Why Clowns Are Bad, part 1

As the television played a commercial for the Big Apple circus, this conversation ensued.   “Hey. The circus.”   *noncommittal grunt*   “You wanna go to the circus?”   “That’s not funny.”   “I wasn’t asking to be funny. What’s … Continue reading

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The Post That Will Ruin Your Life

Click the link below to ruin your life. Ronald McDonald- Classic Clown Serial Killer. You’ll never crave McDonald’s again. Follow up posts to come. I plan to write a serious essay post on why clowns are bad historically, psychologically, culturally, … Continue reading

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